While Obama and his many pens may have been a big fucking deal, scientists continue to blow their own minds by creating replica bones made from stem cells.

From the NY Times:

Tissue-engineered bones have many implications, according to a leading figure in the field, Dr. Charles A. Vacanti, director of the laboratories for tissue . . . → Read More: Obama’s Health Care]]> http://www.randompress.net/words/2010/03/30/obamas-health-care/feed/ 0 http://www.randompress.net/words/2009/04/22/the-french-fry-thief/ http://www.randompress.net/words/2009/04/22/the-french-fry-thief/#comments Thu, 23 Apr 2009 04:09:15 +0000 Fleeceman http://www.randompress.net/words/?p=78

Separated at birth?

Tony Blair had entered the building.

For a week prior to the event, I kept thinking I’d be doing security for Tony Bennett, but no: the two are entirely different entities. The former was a diplomat with international connections, those connections continuing into his private life despite his having buddied up . . . → Read More: The French fry Thief]]> http://www.randompress.net/words/2009/04/22/the-french-fry-thief/feed/ 1 http://www.randompress.net/words/2008/09/24/movies-in-time/ http://www.randompress.net/words/2008/09/24/movies-in-time/#comments Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:17:30 +0000 Fleeceman http://www.randompress.net/words/?p=51  

The limited braintrust of Hollywood.

I was meandering around The New York Times online this morning, and after getting disgruntled over the $700 billion buyout of the idiots on Wall Street, I ended up looking at an interactive graph of movie revenue from 1986 to 2008, adjusted for inflation.

The layout is what the vagina of a . . . → Read More: Movies in Time]]> http://www.randompress.net/words/2008/09/24/movies-in-time/feed/ 1 http://www.randompress.net/words/2008/08/29/antiabortion-youth/ http://www.randompress.net/words/2008/08/29/antiabortion-youth/#comments Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:12:45 +0000 Fleeceman http://www.randompress.net/words/?p=27  

Perhaps this is one of the missing playmates.

A young girl in an antiabortion group claimed after roll-playing (during which time they argued that a 15-year-old girl should keep the baby she got after getting raped—’it’s not the baby’s fault!’) that she has five sisters and a brother, while most of her classmates lack her stock . . . → Read More: Antiabortion Youth]]> http://www.randompress.net/words/2008/08/29/antiabortion-youth/feed/ 1 http://www.randompress.net/words/2008/08/29/irritating-things/ http://www.randompress.net/words/2008/08/29/irritating-things/#comments Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:57:07 +0000 Fleeceman http://www.randompress.net/words/?p=20

A gay New York Black man who wanted to butterfly my balls with his eyelashes.

A pompous old man feeling big in front of his women, reprimanding me for not closing the door for his wife/daughter/girlfriend. Then, after smugly watching while I kissed his ass, telling me to “remember this” as he hands me a . . . → Read More: Irritating Things]]> http://www.randompress.net/words/2008/08/29/irritating-things/feed/ 1