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		<title>The Telethon</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
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I recently attended a telethon, and there’s a reason that ends in a “thon.” All you have to do is replace “tele” with “mara” and you get an idea as to the fun to be had while attending a 12-hour telethon.
Who watches these things?
My point here is not to dis the impact of their intent. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rich Kids with Tight Pants</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 17:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
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Sheltered rich kids have such a dazed look about them: as if the real world is a little too bright for their delicate sensibilities.
 
They get their first job and they show up wearing slacks that are a tad too tight, and a sweater a size too small. This look is not to be confused with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupider than Most</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 04:11:21 +0000</pubDate>
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I was working today, conversing with my coworker about many things that most likely changed the world in some corner of the universe.
One subject that continuously comes up when working with the public and tourists is just how incredibly stupid a vast portion of the human race actually is. By “stupid” I don’t mean experiencing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sarah Palin Is: The Stepford Wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 04:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
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Charles Gibson and Sarah Palin sit down to a very intimate interview to determine the future fate of the world. Secretly, Gibson is the programmer from The Stepford Wives, and Palin probably already is one.
 
CHARLIE GIBSON
Well Sarah, I just need you to speak into the microphone here and go through this entire dictionary of elementary [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Movies in Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:17:30 +0000</pubDate>
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I was meandering around The New York Times online this morning, and after getting disgruntled over the $700 billion buyout of the idiots on Wall Street, I ended up looking at an interactive graph of movie revenue from 1986 to 2008, adjusted for inflation.
The layout is what the vagina of a jellyfish might look like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Guitar Dude</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 21:46:20 +0000</pubDate>
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The first time we crossed paths the Euros seemed perfectly normal. The dude, a skinny, shaved-headed individual tugging on a cigarette, and the girl, sitting there quietly on her towel, both feigned interest in our dogs—asking the typical ‘what kind?’ ‘how old?’ and ‘what’s her name?’
Perfectly normal.
On the way back from our short beach walk, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Return of Gaia</title>
		<link>http://www.randompress.net/words/2008/09/05/the-return-of-gaia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:46:43 +0000</pubDate>
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Yep. That&#8217;s why I asked for help from the people who know about those things, because finding that code and fixing it myself would have been the equivalent of extracting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Comments</title>
		<link>http://www.randompress.net/words/2008/08/31/comments/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 18:27:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fleeceman</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>G-strings and Sorority Girls</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:41:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fleeceman</dc:creator>
		
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As I exited Blenders on State Street the other day, I heard a commotion just up the street. I looked up to hear honking and several people running around a few cars. I couldn’t quite make out the details.
I got on my bike, balanced with my smoothie, and began my ride down State. Upon coming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Antiabortion Youth</title>
		<link>http://www.randompress.net/words/2008/08/29/antiabortion-youth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:12:45 +0000</pubDate>
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A young girl in an antiabortion group claimed after roll-playing (during which time they argued that a 15-year-old girl should keep the baby she got after getting raped—&#8217;it&#8217;s not the baby&#8217;s fault!&#8217;) that she has five sisters and a brother, while most of her classmates lack her stock of siblings. Apparently the joy her classmates [...]]]></description>
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