Although imagine how easy life will be for political journalists and analysts if McCreep and Pablum win. Writers for National Review and such can just insert the loglines from abovementioned movies into the spaces where their columns used to go, with minimal revision:

“A group of good-hearted but incompotent misfits enter the police academy [strike "police academy" - insert "White House"], but the instructors there [strike "instructors there" - insert "rest of the world"] are not going to put up with their pranks!”

What about “History is about to be rewritten by two guys [strike "guys" - insert "people"] who can’t spell!” Tagline for “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure” or next month’s headline from the New York Times? Eeeerieeeeeeeee…..

We should get jobs as political analysts now, and just ride the gravy train, I guess.

(Despite that get-rich-quick plan, I still can’t seem to shake this feeling that we’re screwed.)

You once told me that you didn’t need anyone editing your ish.

It wasn’t a goldfish it was a Catostomus.

“I’m writing under a pseudonym so I can rant against slimy fuckwads does not make me fake.” Super cool, I can’t wait to see it. Vitriol Man changing the world one slimy fuckwad at a time from behind his Mac Book Pro. Heh heh. I know your smiling.

Your fate lays in the keys of your laptop. That’s deep.

Howard Stern paid a lot of dues and fines to become who he is. The fact that I’m writing under a pseudonym so I can rant against slimy fuckwads does not make me fake.

As the saying goes, you shouldn’t shit where you eat. There’s nothing wrong with removing my public persona from my writing. In fact, it means I can get increasingly more vitriolic.

So fuck you. And the fact that my laptop hasn’t blown up, and is in fact working gloriously, means it was a pretty good idea.

You should be who you are. Write whatever the fuck you want or stop writing if you can’t be proud. Howard Stern didn’t change his name. Then again maybe he didn’t have his X girlfriend offering him money to change his name so he could get a real job and fit in.

Still letting her get the best of you. She has your balls in the palm of your hand by offering you money. You should be who you are. Tyler Fleece is a FAKE. When did you start caring what people think of you? You are letting your integrity be compromised by a chick who tortures you still. That makes you a sucker, pushover, doormat who has no balls. Speak up for yourself instead of being bullied. The only person out there that is going to help you is you.

You should eradicate yourself from earth.

Peace Teddy, good luck with your laptop.