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Diary of a Motorcycle: Part One

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[My brother will be guest editor for a couple posts because he had a story to tell. This is that story.]

You don’t have to be a commie to ride a motorcycle, but diaries are for teenage girls.

Tough, but girls will laugh at you.

A couple months ago I got a . . . → Read More: Diary of a Motorcycle: Part One

The Conversation

Tweet Super: (over black) The Conversation EXT. DAY — STEARNS WHARF

Probably not mind-controlled, nor communing with dinosaurs, but most possibly nutty.

An overcast day, mostly still with just a hint of onshore breeze. The tide is high and a south swell buffets the pilings. The sound is like small marbles rolling along . . . → Read More: The Conversation

Bananas

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The book that says it all, or at least what has been said before.

I must warn you to beware when a guitar-playing Jesus shows up at your “office” and asks if things are great. (And yes, he says it like that.)

He then sets a book down on your desk. It . . . → Read More: Bananas

Pineapple Express

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[Note: I wrote this over a year ago, then sat on it because it seemed trivial. However, since this blog has been incredibly glitchy for quite some time and I can't find the fricken code I need to contact my host, you'll just have to read a belated review, sans pictures, . . . → Read More: Pineapple Express

The BBQ Puker

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In the foothills northeast of Santa Barbara sits a posh, gated community, where if you happen to be working within, you must first sign a contract, the small print of which states you must not even look at the pool once you’re on the property you’ve been assigned to. Dogs aren’t even allowed . . . → Read More: The BBQ Puker