Although imagine how easy life will be for political journalists and analysts if McCreep and Pablum win. Writers for National Review and such can just insert the loglines from abovementioned movies into the spaces where their columns used to go, with minimal revision:

“A group of good-hearted but incompotent misfits enter the police academy [strike "police academy" - insert "White House"], but the instructors there [strike "instructors there" - insert "rest of the world"] are not going to put up with their pranks!”

What about “History is about to be rewritten by two guys [strike "guys" - insert "people"] who can’t spell!” Tagline for “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure” or next month’s headline from the New York Times? Eeeerieeeeeeeee…..

We should get jobs as political analysts now, and just ride the gravy train, I guess.

(Despite that get-rich-quick plan, I still can’t seem to shake this feeling that we’re screwed.)