Sarah Palin Is: The Stepford Wife

 

Is Gibson really this big, and Palin that weirdly diminutive, or is this funtime with scissors cut out time for the kids?

Charles Gibson and Sarah Palin sit down to a very intimate interview to determine the future fate of the world. Secretly, Gibson is the programmer from The Stepford Wives, and Palin probably already . . . → Read More: Sarah Palin Is: The Stepford Wife

Movies in Time

 

The limited braintrust of Hollywood.

I was meandering around The New York Times online this morning, and after getting disgruntled over the $700 billion buyout of the idiots on Wall Street, I ended up looking at an interactive graph of movie revenue from 1986 to 2008, adjusted for inflation.

The layout is what the vagina of a . . . → Read More: Movies in Time

The Guitar Dude

 

A basic guitar.

The first time we crossed paths the Euros seemed perfectly normal. The dude, a skinny, shaved-headed individual tugging on a cigarette, and the girl, sitting there quietly on her towel, both feigned interest in our dogs—asking the typical ‘what kind?’ ‘how old?’ and ‘what’s her name?’

Perfectly normal.

On the way back . . . → Read More: The Guitar Dude

The Return of Gaia

Perhaps you’ll all be absurdly pleased to know that everything is working again. It seems I had a poorly written permalink code in my WP admin.

Yep. That’s why I asked for help from the people who know about those things, because finding that code and fixing it myself would have been the equivalent of extracting bone . . . → Read More: The Return of Gaia