A gay New York Black man who wanted to butterfly my balls with his eyelashes.
A pompous old man feeling big in front of his women, reprimanding me for not closing the door for his wife/daughter/girlfriend. Then, after smugly watching while I kissed his ass, telling me to “remember this” as he hands me a two dollar tip.
Side-view mirrors on Bimmers, Mercedes, Land Rovers and various GM cars that move to show the rear left tire. This is most likely for parallel parking, but utterly worthless in all other circumstances.
People who take up two parking spots with their dumbass car.
People who don’t know they’re stupid.
People who insist they’re right, while they are so incredibly wrong, then get mad at you because they realize deep down that they were wrong, and yet continue to present themselves as if they’re right.
People who play ignorant to your point, “what? I don’t understand” so you give up in exasperation.
And just so you don’t think I’m a total pivot head, you should take a look at this:
That was rich. I love the fact that Brad was the fedX guy.